Kevin's Journal

So I was reading my usual porn blog (NSFW), when I came across this gem of a comment:

Appetites are sharpened by a foretaste, as a knife is sharpened by being ground in the pattern it will cut. To sharpen a knife, one uses a "whetstone", and thus to sharpen it, is to whet it.

This is why one's appetite is whet, not wet.

Who knew porn could be so educational?

I died.

( Sex, Sex, and More Sex!! )

Last night I had I dream that I blew a hot buff guy with an 8" uncut cock AND Apple came out with a new 32GB iPhone that was all metal.

Best. Dream. Ever.



That is all.

ugh, I'm watching the Tyra Banks show and the whole episode is on gay for pay. Several of my favorite porn stars are on there and there are some strait guys who work at gay bars. Good shit.

ANYWAYS

So there's this homo on there that's saying how gay for pay isn't cool in the gay community and how he thinks the straight bartenders should be working at straight bars. WTF? The gays LOVE straight for pay!! This homo should realize he doesn't represent the gay community, just a small bitchy sub-section of it. I fucking hate those self righteous homos. Those are the ones that get beat up all the time, not because they're gay, but because they're fucking annoying.

In other news, I leave for Seattle in 28 days!!!!!!!

Kevin still has the skill. That's right, be jealous.

So today was a pretty good day. Max and I gave a demo of the system we've been to one of the big managers and he loved it. Rockin awesome. I came home early and kicked it for a while before walking to the bank and then going to Longs. While I was in Longs buying my pomegranate rock star (love those) Dylan called me and wanted to go to IN-N-OUT. Score! So we met up, rocked out the gay and he took me for a ride (not that kind) in Magnus. I really wanna buy one now. Except mine is gonna have GPS. Who the fuck gets a new car without GPS? Lame. Anyways, I came home smelling of Magnus' signature scent.

I don't think I'll ever be able to get this smell off.

ok, i'm really tired of seeing nothing but political crap, but this shit is just too funny:

( Full Clip )

omg i am so fucking drunk.

citron vodka is hella good.

good fucking night.

I'm sleeping over at my parents house for the first time in over 3 years. Trippy.


On another note, I am so glad I don't live here. This internet is slow as shit. Charter cable sucks ass.

It's been a while since I've updated my LJ, so here's what's going on in my life:

Alicia and I live in a 2 bedroom apartment in San Carlos. We love it. It has pergo floors and nice cabinets and a nice stove. It also has a fireplace that we plan to turn into Tiger's bed.

I've been thinking about declawing Tiger. I know it's cruel, but I want to buy a pretty leather couch, and that's not going to happen as long as my cat has claws.

My bedroom is almost complete. It's totally decked out in ikea shit. I love it. I have the MALM bed with built night stands. I also have the matching 6 drawer dresser, chest with a sliding top, shelves, and 4 mirrors. I ordered 3 pictures that should be arriving in the mail sometime next week. I'll post pictures when I get them put up, but it's this picture cut into 3 pieces and mounted next to each other. It's gonna be sexy. Each section will be 20" x 30". God I love it.

My jobs are going ok. Cisco is paying the bills and I find it enjoyable. Apple is getting a little old. When I first started as a Concierge I felt my role in the store was important. As different managers have taken over our team our roles have changed. Now we're wal-mart greeters wearing orange tees. Lame. I'd like to move to a different position at the store, but that's not gonna happen. I kinda want to quit Apple, but I love most of the people that work there and I need the money (and the discount).

My social life is a drag. Since I work 7 days a week I never seem to have time to hang out. I spend most of my time away from work at home watching TV. That's makes it difficult to meet new guys. I don't want a relationship, but I don't want to just hook up with random guys either. After finding out Michael had the HIV I haven't really been into the random hookup scene. What I need is a fuck buddy. Where does one get those?

Ok, so my life was super shitty a while ago. I was living with my ex and couldn't find any other job except for the Apple store. So, fast forward to now. I move in to my new place this weekend, and OMG it is soooo nice. It's a 2 bedroom, 1 bath, all hardwood floors, brand new kitchen. Best part of all: it's $1600 a month and 4 blocks from Cal-Train. So, I was livin the high life off of that yesterday, and today when I got into work I checked my email to find a message from my boss. So right now I'm an independent contractor for a company called GENI which is contracted by Cisco to do random projects. I make $20/hr and have no health benefits or 401k or anything. So this email from my boss asked if I would like to become a permanent employee for GENI for a salary of 50k.

HOLY SHIT!

Not that 50k is a lot, but a 10k a year raise after working at a place for a little over a month is pretty fuckin sweet. So as of September 1st I will have health insurance and all that fun stuff.

Also, I've been dealing with a really shitty computer at work, and today my other boss asked if I needed photoshop and dreamweaver installed. I said "yes, but I don't think this laptop will handle them very well." So short story short, I get a new laptop. I asked for a MacBook Pro, but she doubts she'll be able to get one. Oh well, at least I get a computer that will actually work.

So ya, my life is goin pretty good right now.

:D

I saw this on digg and just about died..... maybe I need to get out more


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